Tag Archives: Humor

But they said they don’t spam! AND I “x”ed out of it!

I love my husband, I really do, so when things like this happen I have to laugh and share. This sharing is not meant to embarrass him or make him feel bad because I know he will read this post (HI HONEY!) – it’s just a lesson to be learned that we can hopefully laugh…

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Torrey’s Tip of the Day: Don’t be alarmed if your husband yells at a flushing toilet

(This might be based on a true story, which may or may not have happened yesterday morning.) Once upon a time there was a man.  He is not a ‘normal’ man, per se, but he’s still a man.  Minding his own business, the man took care of business in the quiet solitude of his sanctuary. …

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Top 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Piss Off a Wounded Warrior’s Wife

Wounded Warrior’s Wives are not to be trifled with.  Here are the top 5 reasons why: 5:  We are ready to fight, just like our husband’s once were. We know how to fight because we practice it every day.  We spent years following our husbands across the globe, always ‘ready’ for his next mission.  Now…

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The 6 Life Lessons I learned — just from bowling.

In 2002, Dan was on a sponsored bowling league and placed 2nd in the city.  I had stayed home with the baby while he took the older boys with him.  I never seemed to get a chance to do something together with him, let alone learn how to bowl.  I could have stood in the…

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Drake the salesman…"What’s your number?"

Originally created by Torrey Shannon on Friday, December 4, 2009 at 6:10am <—- (Please note the time before reading this entry) My youngest son, Drake, is fascinated by infomercials. He recites them verbatim all the time, even getting the inflection of his voice and hand movements incorporated for full effect. It’s…hysterical. Well this morning I…

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Padiddle, assmosis, and where did you say that Chinese restaurant was?

Originally created by Torrey Shannon on Wednesday, May 26, 2010 at 8:24pm We drive a LOT now that we live in the middle of nowhere. Dan’s VA appointments generally require 170-350 miles of driving for each one, and we typically go once a week to some form of appointment. Obviously, we have to entertain ourselves…

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Oh, my aching tentacles!

I was just reminiscing about some of the darndest things my kids have said over the years, and this one in particular still makes me laugh out loud when I conjure the memory. Shortly after we moved to Colorado we drove up to the Colorado Springs Airport to pick up our oldest son, Nick. He…

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The frog in a blender…another true story.

This is a true story dating back to 8/19/2008. I thought I would impart some humor and let everyone have a laugh at my expense. 🙂 08-19-2008, 07:36 PM I have a little story about what happened to me tonight. It involves a frog, my boys, my husband and a blender. Read on! First, let…

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